Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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