he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Quick, to the slutcave!
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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