Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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