I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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