Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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