I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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