As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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