What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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