went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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