"it" just moved
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I cut my penus on the lid.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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