god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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