So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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