Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Houston, we have a blender
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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