Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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