When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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