Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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