That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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