You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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