don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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