I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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