I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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