I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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