She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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