so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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