Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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