Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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