I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I wear drunk well.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
