her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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