Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am one with the molecules
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