Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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