I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
MIDGETS
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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