I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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