U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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