I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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