dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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