Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
