Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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