Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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