Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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