i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
MIDGETS
????
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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