She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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