I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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