I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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