69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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