I'm really into asian looking animals
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
