if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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