new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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