Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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