It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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