Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
