Dual....:-)
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
tell me about the fingering
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