Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Boobs are out for the taking
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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