Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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