It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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