The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
