Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
