: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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